fogic

replacing thinking with logic to thinking with feelings
(it's what girls do)

Girls think with fogic, boys think with logic

by gaga4choc January 22, 2011

foick

Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick

Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 25, 2020

fogcutter

An alcoholic beverage which, when consumed at a quick pace, leads to near-immediate loss of memory, disorderly conduct, and indiscriminant sexual encounters. Prolonged consumption may result in lunacy, marijuana and other drug addictions, departure onto the Bones Gate FSP, or degradation into a soil.

Also known as: cutter, (u++er, cooter.

I drank five fogcutters at BG last night...damn I blacked out hard. Apparently I hooked up with a grim chick, hosed her bed, tried to steal one of Chi Gam's tables and then got caught by H-Po. I woke up naked in a jail cell with a guy named Bruce asking me if I'd meet him at the truck stop on I-91 tomorrow night. I hitchhiked back to Hanover after stealing some cardboard from a nearby church, and then had another cutter when I got back to BG.

by nehdi August 6, 2004

old fogie

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor.

"He went home from the party at 9 p.m. What an old fogie!"

by Cynthia Rupe December 30, 2007

foxicorn

Just a fox with a horn- like a unicorn but fox version!

Unicorn: my gawd what a cute Foxicorn
Pandacorn: Ikr its aesthetically perfect bruh

by DatFoxicornTho May 18, 2016

fagic

fag-ic |fajik|
noun

The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces of faggotry.

I think Bishop wanted me away from her so he could try to get some poon with his fagic. That's like magic, but for fags.

by Imperialist October 16, 2011

foicus

Like focus, but more foicused. Coined by Georgia music producer lazybrowndude, more commonly known by his internet alias, Derek Iggy. Foicus. Eat birdseed. Foicus.

Iggy: SAY FOICUS

by spagathetti September 16, 2013