derpressing

adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.

It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.

by Imperialist October 28, 2010

fagic

fag-ic |fajik|
noun

The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces of faggotry.

I think Bishop wanted me away from her so he could try to get some poon with his fagic. That's like magic, but for fags.

by Imperialist May 29, 2011