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Foemance 

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.
"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."
Foemance by maestroplease January 21, 2010
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foemance 

foemance or fomance means an occurrence of romance between two individuals who are enemies to each other.
"That Leon and Ada kiss in the Resident Evil game was good fuel for foemance."
"Why are Potterheads always shipping the idea of a Draco and Hermione fomance?"
foemance by BeenSearchin June 26, 2023
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a femance is the female equivalent to a bromance. When two straight females are ridiculously close to each other, and make advances to further their bond.
Laura and Laurel have such a femance going on, that Laurel held Laura's hand while Laura was taking a painful shit.
Femance by heyfatkids June 9, 2009
A "food romance", pertaining usually to someone who finds extreme pleasure in eating and who spends much time thinking about food.
I think Scott may have an unhealthy fomance with Nutella...
fomance by DerpGirl May 11, 2011

Formance 

Form with no function. The appearance of performance with no real benefit.

Examples:

A rear bumper of a car with large fake exhaust tips that aren’t even connected to the exhaust system.

Fake vents or hood scoops

2019 Honda Civic Type-R

Rotiform wheels
Sick //M badge on your 318i… Formance!”
Formance by Hanicus November 20, 2022