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fmritp by slumpsucca July 3, 2017
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FHRITP
FHRITP by Sergio_Fedorov January 17, 2019
Fmitp
Can you fmitp?
FHRITP
FHRITP. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. possibly the most revolutionary and iconic phrase of the twenty first century. Triumphs far above derogatory and degenerative terms such as "yolo"， “swag" E t ceterfuckingra. This phrase has been brought to this sad world by the american savior, Fred, in hopes of bringing about world peace, curing all minor and major diseases, and fucking her right in the pussy. Who is he trying to fuck right in the pussy you say? Well, asides from every female soul on this world, his true dream is to fornicate lady liberty directly in the vaginal cavity. In doing so, Fred will be able to free every soul in America and eradicate all non believers. Its been rumored as an urban legend that once, Fred sat on his lawn while drinking an all American beer and whispered this phrase to a passing woman. She immediately became pregnant. Beware when uttering this phrase for it may cause unexpected pregnancies.
This elegant phrase can literally be used in any conversation, no matter how nonsensical it may seem.
EX: "the oil spill was a disaste--FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"
EX:" Billy, what is the answer to number twenty o-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"
EX:" Mr.President, what do you plan to do with the current immigration issue?"
Obama: "Fhritp"
EX: Father:"so what are you kids' plan on your date tonight?"
GF:"erhm-"
BF:"Fhritp"
Father:"will you marry my daughter?"
EX: "the oil spill was a disaste--FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"
EX:" Billy, what is the answer to number twenty o-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"
EX:" Mr.President, what do you plan to do with the current immigration issue?"
Obama: "Fhritp"
EX: Father:"so what are you kids' plan on your date tonight?"
GF:"erhm-"
BF:"Fhritp"
Father:"will you marry my daughter?"
FHRITP by THEPRODIGY:FRED December 3, 2014
FHRITP
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
or
FMRITP = FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
A trending news interruption, where people hijack the news camera shouting 'fuck her right in the pussy' disturbing home audiences
or
FMRITP = FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
A trending news interruption, where people hijack the news camera shouting 'fuck her right in the pussy' disturbing home audiences
FHRITP by Cheeky_KONT July 2, 2015
FHRITP
FHRITP by Taht handle is already in use September 1, 2017
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