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fmeplease 

The really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. Fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.
For Halloween I dressed up as a juice box and said "suck me" to everyone I met at the club. This one girl who was drunk off her ass actually did...and it was the best one I've ever had. FMP (fmeplease)
fmeplease by wonderweiss November 2, 2009
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A sex workers slang for people with foot fetishes.
Don't show the toes for free, the feeple will pay for it!!!
feeple by IvyGrace April 8, 2021
Slang for “bad cheese” like a rotten foot smell. When you have elbow rot.
Brady hasn’t showered in over a week, he has discovered a serious case of “Femple”
femple by Alc Ve Rud December 23, 2021
something super discussing and repulse
that's so feple
feple by gemailmilk.com@gmail.com August 25, 2023
Any person or persons who has done something stupid and/or is pissing you off. A shorter, 'polite' version of fucking people. Can be used in the office or around children.
You are late for work: "Come on feeple - get out of my way"
feeple by EviliciousC September 2, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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