fmdml

FMDML means Fuck my depressing miserable life. It is a term that can be used to quickly and easily convey your feelings towards your life at its current point. Handy in the use of texts, and a great adaptation of FML

Marty: Fmdml

John: What is it this time?

Marty: Just been dumped, fired and have a huge assignment due!

by Theifan September 18, 2011

FMOML

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

fmdl

FUCK MY DAMN LIFE

I CANT SLEEP FMDL

by Mrs. Robins October 21, 2010

fmtmlsaicw

Fuck me till my legs shake and I can’t walk

Girl: I want this boy to fmtmlsaicw
Friend: Same!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

FMML

Fucking made me laugh, a second cousin to LMAO, laughing my ass off.

Dawg did you see ole girl snap on the cashier that was FMML.

by bagb0i April 30, 2009

FMML

Acronym for Flash Mob My Life. Used to indicate when a person wants to be involved in a flash mob or witness a flash mob, or be flash mobbed.

Person 1: Hey, there are a whole bunch of people gathered around here, and they seem to be ready to break into dance...
Person 2: Sweet! FMML!

by FMML Boss August 14, 2011

FDMLAWIB

Fuckin destroy my life and watch it burn

Friend: how was school?
Me: FDMLAWIB

by SailHarderBetterFasterSandwitc February 8, 2017