A shortening of the phrase: "Fuck my actual life".

Can be used in times of great distress and annoyance.

Used for more emphasis than the common "FML" phrase.

FMAL!

FMAL by Subtly Obvious! April 13, 2011

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FMALL

Abbreviation and texting alternative to the phrase Fuck 'Em All
In general terms, a term used in exasperation after being messed with, taken advantage of, or victimized by more than one person.

I hate people. All of them. FMALL!

FMALL by UnemployedPreggo September 16, 2009

FMFL

When life is so shitty that FML just won't cut it, you have Fuck My Fucking Life

George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."

FMFL by alinaduh March 22, 2009

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

flafliculate by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

Erinn FlaFla

A potato-loving girl who knows every tiktok dance to exist. The kinda girl to cut herself a fringe then regretting it so she chops it all off. So then unfortunately has to wear a headband everyday for around a year but it still hasn’t grown back so then she applied vapour rub hold it back. And now came to her senses and has to clip it back but she suits the clips look anyways so it’s gucci. Erinn Flahive has a boiling hatred for people who don’t like potatoes. She also gets told off by teachers for fidgeting (tiktok dancing). Erinn also applies vasaline or carmex (she pronounces it carMAX) around 17 times an hour. But overall Erinn Flahive is a very very fun person who loves a Sea Pebbles burger when ever given the chance. 10/10 would definitely recommend.

“Dude look at the crazy girl what is she doing?”

“Ah dude she’s definitely tiktok dancing her name must be Erinn FlaFla”

Erinn FlaFla by forestgreensociety April 6, 2020

fmmfl

Fuck My Mother Fucking Life.
Its reserved for reallllly awful things that might happen to you.

"Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"

fmmfl by It's a big blue watery road June 6, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026