When a snowboarder (usually a noob) catches the front edge of their stick on the snow and is instantly face-planted by the forces of inertia. Some might call this the snowboarder's version of a yardsale, which is arbitrary because in this case no gear is broken loose and sent flying down the slopes. Flyswatters are very funny to witness. Especially by skiers.
<From the Chairlift>
Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?
Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!
Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!
Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?
Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!
Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!
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Generally regarded as a nice thing to do in Glasgow.
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it can kill flies by hitting them
it can get stuff under the refrigerator
and it can also be used to spank someone
it can scoop a fish out of the water too
it can kill flies by hitting them
it can get stuff under the refrigerator
and it can also be used to spank someone
it can scoop a fish out of the water too
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