4 definitions by Mdamascus

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Cinncinati Flyswatter

a coaster, napkin or any other object placed under a glass of liquid in order to prevent a mess.

My wife was screamin' at me about the mess on the coffee table, so I grabbed one of her copies of Cosmo and used it as a Cinncinati Flyswatter.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Riverwest Reacharound

1) Named for a bourough in Milwaukee, it is the act of stealing money or goods after the victim has fallen asleep after sex.
2) Being taken advantage of in a particularly classless manner.

1) I thought she was on the up and up, but when I woke up the next morning after hooking up with her, my wallet was gone. Looks like she gave me the old Riverwest Reacharound.
2) I got a Riverwest Reacharound after my purse got stolen by the guy I was flirting with at the dive bar last night.

by Mdamascus December 28, 2010

Behind the Stick

To tend bar; to be working as a bartender in an establishment.

Cliff: "Is Sam bartending tonight?"

Norm: "Nope. Tonight Woody is behind the stick."

by Mdamascus February 15, 2012