flying turtle 

A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.

I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.

flying turtle by Qwertyuiopqwertyuiophi March 15, 2016

flying turtle 

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

flying turtle by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022

Operation Flying Turtle

An advanced homosexual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. You start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. Once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. You then stretch the sack over the entire erect penis and With one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. Now With your other arm supporting your lower back. Have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word "Gamera" three times. Now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. From approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric Dickersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole " flying turtle... Nothing worse than a fractured Half turtle.

Godspeed

This move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by Adam Carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.

Adam-" Hey bald Bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you've been taking.... I got something better."

Bryan-" what's that boss?"

Adam-" looks like you dropped your pencil"

Bryan-" oh thank......... Uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! Not operation flying turtle again!!"

Operation Flying Turtle by The white pathfinder October 9, 2012

What The Flying Turtles 

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

What The Flying Turtles 

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by dmqt July 6, 2022

What The Flying Turtles 

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by dmqt July 6, 2022

Flying Awkward Turtles 

this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.

I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...

Flying Awkward Turtles by G-money777 June 10, 2011