Flying Turd 

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

Flying Turd by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020

the flying turd song 

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

the flying turd song by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Flying Thunder Turd 

The act of a male or female shitting so hard that it flies out the window at lightning speed, and hits a neigbor's window shattering it, then the person or people slip on the shitty floor hitting their heads on the granite counter as they go down.

" man, that flying thunder turd sure caused some shit for ol' mr. jenkins didn't it?

Flying Thunder Turd by dirty raoul April 12, 2010