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What the Flyin' Fuck 

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

holy flyin' fuck 

holy flyin' fuck did you see that guy fall dead?
holy flyin' fuck by R3aper636 November 12, 2010

what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.
Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

i don't give a flying fuck 

Not a single floating fuck was given.
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
i don't give a flying fuck by chiet December 11, 2013

Who gives a flying fuck? 

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.
Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?
Who gives a flying fuck? by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

don't give a flying fuck 

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.
hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.