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Flutcher 

Someone who just isn't in a hurry to get anything done.
They will do a lot of other things rather than focus on what has to happen. Usually a happy person!

My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.
My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.
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Flutcher 

Someone who just isn't in a hurry to get anything done.
They will do a lot of other things rather than focus on what has to happen. Usually a happy person!
My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

C.T. Fletcher 

High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.
Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.

C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. Fletcher by Andrew68 September 4, 2013

Tom Fletcher 

He is the one of the lead vocals for McFly, MOST AMAZING BAND IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! he is cute. he got a new haircut and looks cuter than ever. but must admit not hotter than my love danny jones. but all mcfly boys are sexy
TOM FLETCHER,,,, I suck at example
but he is halourious
Tom Fletcher by ELLENLOVESMCFLY October 14, 2008

fluthered 

In Dublinese, to achieve a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, 'I love you man' and 'You're me besht mate, seriously; whaddaya fuckin' laffin' at? Ye prick. I never liked you anyway...'
Jaysus, I had 15 rum and blacks, I was bleedin' fluthered.
fluthered by TopDecco May 14, 2005

Tom Fletcher 

Tom Fletcher is a guitarist/singer in McFly that hides many interesting and beneficial qualities behind his calm composure. His claim to fame through McFly is only a small portion of The Amazing running through his blood. Tom’s heart is as good as gold and his kindness and generosity portrays him as a positive role-model to some of the band’s younger fans. Tom’s uniquely geeky sense of humor and intelligence separates him from the stereotypical idea of a pop star, therefore widening people’s eyes and opening their minds to a new version of the status quo.

All in all, there should be more Tom Fletcher’s in the world.
Person1: Who's the fourth member of McFly again? The blonde singer?
Person2: Oh that's Tom Fletcher. I'm surprised you didn't know.
Person1: Why?
Person2: Because he's made of Amazing.
Tom Fletcher by Ringoisastarr August 7, 2009
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