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When my best friend rages I call them 'Flumy" and they slap the shit out of me.
"Oh Ali, you're so flumy."
flumy by VsatsumiV September 21, 2021
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flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"
flumpels by Cinnamon 。^‿^。 January 17, 2018

flumoniagitis 

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.
After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.
flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

Flumongu7s 

It has a silent 7. The word you use for anything, or if you cant think of a word to use.
''That car is flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''
Flumongu7s by alijkf April 10, 2013
The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.
Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?

Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.

Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.

Zoom flume 

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.
“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”
Zoom flume by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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