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fluffets 

when you have an intensive squirt, but not full liquid squirt: chunks of tomato, cheese, beans, corn, peppers, and lettuce that fire out at an alarming rate, but manage to hold some texture

Usually smells bad and hurts worse!
I had a BLT earlier, followed by 12 hot wings. My stomach was so messed up, when i went to crap, i had the fluffets!!!
fluffets by jon jovi January 30, 2008
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fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.
Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019
noun. masculine.
A fluffy cat. Typically adorable.
Perons: "Aww, what a fluffy cat!"
Fluffet: "Meow."
fluffet by RogueShadow May 30, 2011
Means to fluffle someone when typed in by someone who cant spell fluffle (see seperate definition of the corretly-spelt fluffle for examples)
Morthy fluffes Joe|away
fluffes by Vin Rhinocelot February 28, 2005

fluffete 

noun. feminine.
A fluffy cat. Typically adorable.
Yes, that's a fluffete.
fluffete by RogueShadow May 30, 2011
Something a female does to the male star of a porno film in preperation for the scene.
To 'fluff up' = Get him 'hard'.
"Fluffers, get them hard, the orgy scene is next!"

"My sister has a job in the pr0n industry."
"What does she do?"
"She fluffes."
fluffes by Lamer Hater February 28, 2005

fluffersnuff 

A: n. A very hairy ball sack
B: n. The remnants of meth after you smoke it
Dude, get that fluffersnuff out of your mouth!
Dude, get that fluffersnuff out of your mouth!
fluffersnuff by J'Woopi March 1, 2011
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