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flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

Flubberguzzler

When an obese man (or Flubber Grubber) holding his stomach-roll up in order to facilitate fellatio accidentally let's go suffocating his partner, he is said to have given his partner a Flubberguzzler
After Janet accidentally raked me with her teeth I let go and gave her a flubberguzzler.
Flubberguzzler by USBibble September 21, 2011

Flabergushta! 

Word used by tramps, literally translated into THE queens English as'I Have NO IDEA!'
Da Gaz: Why arn't you on income support?
Tramp: Uh, Flabergushta!
Flabergushta! by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Flubbergast 

The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.
Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.
Flubbergast by Graham G. April 6, 2008

Flubbergusher 

a fat girl who squirts uncontrollably while she is being bounced back and forth during sex.
Last night Joey said that Mary had a flubbergusher while he was pounding her doggy style.
Flubbergusher by EGerb April 12, 2017

Flubbergutted 

When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
Flubbergutted by jseal July 29, 2010