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A pussy so stretched out that you have to strap a board to your ass to keep from falling in. Sometimes they have teeth.
I hear that slut has a real AIDS-infested floymen on her. You'd better be careful. (offers 2X4)
floymen by Scribe of Glee May 17, 2004
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Irish slang for a person that is insanely paranoid
Sinéad is being very Floygen. She thinks all her friends are out to get her
Floygen by IrishSlang November 21, 2022
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Flowmentum 

Moving at a steady pace and gradually increasing speed. Going from one movement to another non-stop gaining intensity, speed or strength.
Use your flowmentum to overwhelm your opponent.
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A state of being present in the moment while also responding fluidly to the changing external world.
Stay in the flowment
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Flowment 

Point or moment in time when the hormones created by a female's menstrual cycle cause an overwhelming eruption of emotion.
Did you hear her chewing his ass out?

Yeah, she was having quite a FLOWMENT!!!
Flowment by BrooksClayton February 3, 2010
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