flouride 

A secret derivative of white-flour, used in water supplies. Flouride, is rich in calcium, essential for strong, healthy bones and teeth.

To keep our bones and teeth healthy, flouride is added to our city water supply.

flouride by dee bea January 6, 2015

Fluoride Vampire 

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

Fluoride Vampire by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013

fluoride stare 

An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.

I was into 20 minutes of flat earth and chill but then they gave me the fluoride stare

fluoride stare by Really_Racist_Man.com June 4, 2019

Fluoride Surprise 

The sexual act of a man ejaculating into there partners mouth, then rubbing their penis along their teeth simulating the brushing of teeth.

Johnny:"Mommy, why are you're teeth so white?"

Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."

Fluoride Surprise by BigAssJimBo June 10, 2012

Fluoride Stare 

The dead look in the eyes of the average American. A lack of meaningful individualism.

The conversation was dead, the fluoride stare strikes again.

Fluoride Stare by Rata0931 April 19, 2023

The Fluoride Treatment 

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

The Fluoride Treatment by Brian H January 28, 2008

fluoride-head 

someone that Is blissfully wilfully Ignorant that will do No research of critical Issues that they should know about and continue to believe and spread lies because themselves may be evil and will Not help do anything about It.

Metaphorically someone that Is Intoxicated on fluoride that causes them to continue to believe all the lies of evil people that told them that fluoride Is good for them because themselves may be evil and will Not help do anything about It.

fluoride-head someome that believes and spread the lies of a government and will do No research If It be true or Not because they may be evil themselves and will Not help do anything about It.

fluoride-head by Ortafunk November 11, 2013