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florida ny 

a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.
florida ny by thatswhatshesaid2023 November 30, 2019
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florida ny 

A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
florida ny by Angie Romano August 15, 2021

Florida N.Y. 

Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.
Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.
Florida N.Y. by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019

Florida N.Y. 

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.
Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?
Florida N.Y. by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

Floridan 

Floridans, spelled without the additional “ i ” found in Floridians are a sub-group of Florida residents. Every Floridan is a Floridian, but not every Floridian is a Floridan. All Floridians share Florida as their home but Floridans share something more; a heritage, ideology, dialect, and culture that is distinctly Southern. Many members of this group are often what some call "True Natives" or "Generational Floridians" who can trace their lines back to the indigenous Southern pioneers and Florida’s Confederate Veterans. Members of the group are often politically and culturally conservative and most practice a Protestant faith. They likely favor states’ rights, gun rights, family values and are highly patriotic. Most are well-mannered and friendly and maintain a heightened respect for authority. Floridans like their tea sweet and enjoy the same foods that most Southerners enjoy, like fried chicken, cheese grits and hush puppies. While Floridians share the state of Florida as their home, Floridans share a heritage that is as distinctly Florida as it is Southern.
Some Famous Floridans are Ray Charles, Lynard Skynard’s Ronnie Van Zant, Allen Collins, and Gary Rossington, Mel Tillis, The Bellamy Brothers, John Anderson and Easton Corbin.
Floridan by RealFloridaBoy April 14, 2011

Floridan Flamingo 

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"
Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."
Noun
A holiday taken in Florida:
Florida+Holiday=Floriday
I am going on a Floriday for spring break, I can't wait!
Floriday by GENIUS! March 10, 2009