a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.
by thatswhatshesaid2023 December 1, 2019
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A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
by Angie Romano August 16, 2021
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