floppy meat

floppy meat is a soft dick... not hard

the pimp had floppy meat around all his hoes... (he loves to mack hoes)

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016