floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

osama 'rim' laden

When you sit on a girl's face whilst she rims you, then you shart covering her face in ass liquid. Continue to spunk in her hair acting as a turban.

I osama 'rim' ladened all over Faye last night

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

mother of dragons

When you're about to spunk, shove your dick to the back of your girl's throat so deep that she chunders like a dragon. Continue to cum in her hair making it white like Khaleesi's from 'Game of Thrones'.

Guy 1: "Did you watch the new game of thrones last night?"
Guy 2: "I wish I did, but I was too busy making my girl the mother of dragons"

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016