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When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.
I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.
by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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