Florito

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Made famous in Texas by C. Flores. From his orders at the restaurant Chipotle, He orders a special burrito, and those who've enjoyed that burrito, call it a Florito when ordering it. Flo being taken from his last name Flores.

Chipotle Service: May I help You?
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.

Florito by GoldSheikYerbouti January 9, 2009

Words you can keep

Marco Fiorito

The sick bastard who brought us Two Girls 1 Cup

Marco Fiorito usually directs poop pornography

Marco Fiorito by VeryVeryDisgusted August 19, 2010

Related Words

Florito • Flooritos • florita • Fliritonously • Florido • floridoll • Floridong • Floridorkian • Floridouche • Florijon

florita

florita is a beautiful and awesome woman she loves food and florita has the biggest ass she always gets the hot guys and is a hot goddess

fan look at that florita

florita by sumoo23 August 26, 2018

Floritexafornian

A beautiful person who was born in Florida, moved to Texas and now lives in sunny California. This person has a heart of gold, is gorgeous, kind, hugely attractive and loved greatly by a certain brabeaner.

"Being a Floritexafornian would be such a dream."

Floritexafornian by E-Starrrr January 4, 2010

florita

florita is a hot godess she gets all the hot guys she has a big booty florita loves food she is a hard worker and some times bossy and rude to others but beside that she is a awesome hot looking woman florita is also known for the sexiest woman on earth

damn look at that florita she is sexy

florita by sumoo23 August 26, 2018

Florioed

To give up.

I was going to quit drinking, but I florioed.

I florioed the FDNY Communications academy.

Florioed by FPFD509 September 19, 2012

Floritry

floral design or flower arranging.

We are opening a new florist so you know where to come for all your floritry needs.

Floritry by Katie Alysum April 25, 2010

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026