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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

fnaf floor tiles 

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.
“Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”
fnaf floor tiles by Kapn July 18, 2021

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...
..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....
floor tiles by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.
Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.
Floor Time by Floor Time February 3, 2025

Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.
"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."
where you lay on the floor on your back in the dark and just exist
hey dude ill ttyl. i rlly need some quality floortime
floortime by squishmaus September 5, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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