flooe 

It is when your condom breaks because the force of your erect penis entering a girl's vagina bursts the plastic causing your semen to spill all over the place.

I'm going to clean up from my flooe.

flooe by The india pedophile November 22, 2011

floenk 

A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters

Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?

floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020

Friday Flood 

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.

Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.

Friday Flood by RFGetz June 21, 2007

flood bowl 

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

flood bowl by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022

flones 

The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.

Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction

Example of when Flones occurs:

Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.

Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)

Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.

flones by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007

pink flood 

When urine and period blood collide.

Or when a woman squirts during sex while on her period.

"Chastity surprised the Dutch boy with a pink flood, that even his thick fingers couldn't contain."

pink flood by Black Sheep89 May 11, 2016

Floke 

An ulterior definition for "Bloke", this describes a man or person of flokical or flokacious nature. It is commonly used before a contradictory negative comment relating to the nature/features of the subject person.

Tommy is a nice floke, but he is a bit chubby.

Floke by tommyfommy123529 August 10, 2023