flonged
flonged by Chussyface March 11, 2015
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Fonged
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
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flonged • flogged • Flonge • Fonged • flonger • flanged • Flogged Out • Flongdimius • flonked • Flinged
Flonger Blasted
When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
Flonked Out
Flonked Out by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019
flogged the one-eyed snake
Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
- Tyrion Lannister
- Tyrion Lannister
flogged the one-eyed snake by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
flanged
To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.
flanged by Daniel John Kelly May 4, 2006
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