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To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”
Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017
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Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

flogged the one-eyed snake 

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister
To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.
This will be funny, i'm just about to flange Josh!
OMG! Cried Josh, as he flanged himself.

FlongDog 

a drinking game that includes beer pong and flip cup, and your partner stands on the opposite diagonal corner of the table.
Guy1: Hey lets play beer pong
Guy2: Nah man fuck beer pong lets FlongDog it.
Guy1: hell yeah
FlongDog by clasby November 6, 2009