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flonged

The act of sticking a thong up a girls ass, then using the shitty underwear to floss your teeth.
If my breath stinks its because me and my girl flonged last night.
by Chussyface March 11, 2015
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Fonged

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”
by LloydRay October 31, 2017
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Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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Flonked Out

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out
by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019
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flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister
by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
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flanged

To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.
This will be funny, i'm just about to flange Josh!
OMG! Cried Josh, as he flanged himself.
by Daniel John Kelly May 4, 2006
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FlongDog

a drinking game that includes beer pong and flip cup, and your partner stands on the opposite diagonal corner of the table.
Guy1: Hey lets play beer pong
Guy2: Nah man fuck beer pong lets FlongDog it.
Guy1: hell yeah
by clasby November 6, 2009
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