floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014

float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 06, 2003

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 08, 2014

float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

floating an air biscuit

Another word for farting

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit

by Cleadus fucksinton November 04, 2015

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile December 23, 2015