Cunningstunt's definitions

neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

by cunningstunt June 11, 2004

Porsche

What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar.

Every lad has seen this Google suggestion

Typing..."por"
Mum: what you searching for son?

Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy

by CunningStunt May 23, 2015

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014