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fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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flatometer 

a device used to measure the flatency within flatulance.
something smells. grab the flatometer!
flatometer by ac boon coon May 13, 2005