flirtometer 

Flirtometer - A natural instrument used to flirting and it’s strength.

“His flirtometer must be broken, because he can never tell who’s hitting on him.”

flirtometer by WordMaker25 February 14, 2025

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

flatometer 

a device used to measure the flatency within flatulance.

something smells. grab the flatometer!

flatometer by ac boon coon May 13, 2005