A disappointing event made less disappointing by comparing it to the alternatives available in Fairbanks, Alaska. Or, an event in Fairbanks, Alaska that would be disappointing in a larger city.

The concert wasn't that great, but there wasn't anything else going on, so it was Fairbanks good.

fairbanks good by Alexander Haig July 7, 2008

Flarbazar

An individual residing in the mountainous region of the southwestern United States whom has Jowels weighing 9.5 lbs or more each and usually cover the collar of his shirt while dancing . Most Flarbazars are originally from the Rio Grande river valley where fry bread, Dions Pizza, and cheese enchiladas are plentiful.

Flaaaaarbazaaaaar!
Dude did you see Flarbazar?

Flarbazar by Girthy McHugeLong October 30, 2008

Flib the Nibber

1.To describe any sexual or non-sexual action performed whilst extremely inebriated.
Alt: Flib my/your Nibber. Flib his/her Nibber.

1. Man, I am wasted. I'm going upstairs and Flib the Nibber.(go to bed and/or masturbate)
2. My mechanic told me that he had to Flib the Nibber on my bike and I'ts been working fine since.
Alt:
1. I saw this fine chick at the store and instead of talking to her I went home and Flibbled my Nibber.
2. Did you see that girls trunk? I'd like to Flib her Nibber!

Flib the Nibber by Mothanatus November 2, 2008

fairbanked

when a person (most commonly fairbank) askes you to do somthing that you do not wish to do, but because of the forcefullness of the person you can not refuse

after she had asked me to clean out her office i knew that i couldn't say no and that i had been fairbanked.

fairbanked by Ann Nonomus December 7, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026