Flib

Fucking Late Irish Bastard. A male of Irish descent who is consistently late for work or pressing social engagements.

My friend is a Flip and I am a Flib. He is Filipino and I am a fucking late Irish bastard.

by Flibbity Flibber June 14, 2008

Flib

A person who is annoying, weird, and a freak

Oh my god, that teacher is obsessed with me. He is a such a flib!

by hamcheese1 October 13, 2019

Flib

The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.

The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!

by Mandolorian01 October 11, 2016

Flib

The simultaneous male reaction to sudden surprise or shock involving male genitalia to feel like it is retracting up and into one's stomach.

"Dude, I flibbed when I almost pulled out in front of that motorcyclist going 4o mi/hr!"

"Oh, and by the way, I have herpes!" *FLIB*

by Jake&Nate October 12, 2008

flib

to have hot,dirty, sex on a counter top.

damn, i gave her a good flib last night at my grandpa's house.

by mannery January 8, 2008

Flib

The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.

The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!

by Mandolorian01 October 11, 2016

flib

combination of "fucking" and "liberals." Synonymous with "snowflake" People who don't realize that hard working people should not have to support non-working (capable) people and instead take advantage of the hard workers with comments such as "it's my right" or "the government owes me."

"George sits on his ass all day playing xbox, eating cheetos and drinking beer "HE" bought with food stamps in a house paid for by the government. What a flib!!

by GrammerNazi October 10, 2017