flibity flopidy 

Latin: Mamorous Gigantis Gravitous Deflatums

When a woman of advanced years, lays on her back on anything less than or equal to a twin bed and each of her nipples make contact with the floor simultaneously.

Caution, the stove is hot. Mind your flibity flopidy.

I would suck on your flibity flopidies but I am allergic to powdered milk.

Kid, I’m sorry….your grandmother cannot ride the gravitron on account of her flibity flopidies being exceedingly flibity flopitous, it’s a suffocation hazard, you understand. No one wants to experience flipidy flopitous asphyxiation.

They should make swifter tassels for their flibity flopidy.

Enjoy your time on the roller coaster, remain seated please remain seated at all times, and keep all hands, arms, and any such flibity flopidy inside of the vehicle at all times. Disfrute de su tiempo en la montaña rusa, permanezca sentado por favor, mantenga todas las manos, brazos y flopiidades dentro del vehículo en todo momento.

flibity flopidy by SykoXhitman January 17, 2024

Flipity Flopity Floop 

(n): A house, crib, place of residence

"Mr. Slave, we have to get to our flipity flopity floop!"

Flipity Flopity Floop by Straight up white boy December 30, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016