flextape

A big sticky thing

Use flextape to hide the bodies in seconds

by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

flextape

The thing that fixes a lot of damage

Phil Swift, thats a lot of damage, now lets fix this with the multipurpose flextape

by KoolKid6996 December 15, 2020

Flextape

Flextape is the creation of god who lent his power to humans to fix any issue, excluding communism.

Flextape is amazing!
I know, it’s better than xbox!
Don’t go that far, Bumblebee!

by A certain Bumblebee April 3, 2020

Flex Tape

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with

*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call

by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

Flex Tape

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018

flex tape

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

Flex Tape

The creator and the destroyer of worlds

FLEX TAPE REPAIRS BOATS DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY PHIL SWIFT

by cyberbullychannelsarecancercae August 12, 2018