People which own an android phone say that their phone is „flexmodus“ but in the real world, the world for „not android broke bois“ the word „flexmodus“ just stands for very very broke.
People with flexpods are absolute legends and just because they dont have the wires doesnt mean you have to chuck a fat rage at them just because you cant afford them
A phenomenon that occurs when a group of ripped bro's decide that the current establishment is a lame one.
The fashion in which this happens is usually one wherein one of the bro's decides that all of the combined gains are going to waste in a place where there's no actual reward to that of being shredded to the core.
In recorded history most of the 'flexodi' have been executed by lifting up the upper arm parallel to the ground and curling the bicep whilst keeping a 90 degree angle in the wrist which hands point towards the exit of said area.
"Well Josh, these dying kiddos are indeed even more shit than that frog rain we had earlier this week."
Moses than casually flexed his bicep and pointed towards a random direction where he thought "all of them gainz" would have a better purpose. And so occurred the first recorded flexodus
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!