fleshloaf 

(n) derogatory term for an infant.

So my sister sent me an invitation to see her new fleshloaf... I reluctantly agreed; after all, she's my sister, but I say, if you've seen one baby, you've seen them all...

fleshloaf by Child Hatter May 13, 2003

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004

fishloaf 

Descriptive term for a menstruating female defecating. Also, can be used to desribe a woman's odor as a result of poor genital hygiene.

"I'll never go into a gas station bathroom again after that giant fishloaf I found in one of the stalls." "A second date with Donna is out of the question until she does something about that fishloaf!"

fishloaf by Ang & Dana September 3, 2006

fleshlog 

huge penis

she swalloed my fleshlog whole.

My fleshlog is similar in size to a yule tide christmas log

My fleshlog got stuck in her bearded axewound

fleshlog by gdano December 14, 2012