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flesh mob 

A flash mob, but with naked people. People synchronize their activity and all show up at a location (creating a flash mob), but they are all naked.
Every year on July 1st at 7PM an annual flesh mob takes place where hordes of naked people ascend on San Francisco Union Square, clap and shout for one minute and then disperse running away through the streets past high end fashion stores like gucci, macy's, and louis vuitton.
flesh mob by justlikealltherest June 18, 2011
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Flesh Mob 

Zombie gatherings orchestrated via Social Media
Organ bank looted by Flesh Mob
Flesh Mob by whatsamatta_u@twitter.com September 18, 2011

Flash Mob 

A term used by inner-city youth, usually in a gang and oftentimes African-American. Describes a quick, spontaneous shooting (hence 'flash') of an individual (or perhaps of a small group) by a gang of African-Americans (hence 'mob.')

The term 'flash mob' originated as some kind of strange gimmick where net-savvy nerds met in a public place to do something ridiculous, then quickly disperse.

However, 'flash mob' has gone from being something to laugh at to something to fear. Five or six blacks (or occasionally Mexicans, Asians or even white trash) with guns will jump a rival gang member, someone they have beef with, or even a random person, usually in a dark alley or parking lot, shout "flash mob!" and just open fire. A flash mob could also be a drive-by shooting where there are several shooters.
"Flash mob, nigga!" (blast BLAST boom boom POW)
Flash Mob by LL Jonez December 7, 2012

Black Flash Mob 

a large group of black people mobilized by social media to meet in a public place for the purpose of doing illegal or criminal activity of short duration.
A Black Flash Mob hit up a 7-11 in Philadelphia. They completely cleaned them out!
Black Flash Mob by JOhnny Jizzer August 22, 2011

Milwaukee Flash Mob 

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.
For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.

Flash Mob Death 

The attempt to disrupt the funeral of Margaret Thatcher using hundreds of people who will a) download 'Piss on Thatcher's grave' by the Maggie Thatcher Experience and then b) play it very loudly near to her grave whilst drinking Evian patiently waiting to carry out this deed.

http://www.flashmobdeath.tk/

see also http://www.maggiethatcher.com
Flash Mob Death flashmobdeath

Fecal Flash Mob 

When a sudden urge to poop hits more than one person at the same time, causing chaos and panic when there aren't enough bathrooms.
While watching the Detroit Lions game, I had a spontaneous urge to take a dump. Unfortunately, so did my buddies who were watching the game at my house. It was a fecal flash mob.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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