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flesh mob

A flash mob, but with naked people. People synchronize their activity and all show up at a location (creating a flash mob), but they are all naked.
Every year on July 1st at 7PM an annual flesh mob takes place where hordes of naked people ascend on San Francisco Union Square, clap and shout for one minute and then disperse running away through the streets past high end fashion stores like gucci, macy's, and louis vuitton.
by justlikealltherest June 18, 2011
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Organ bank looted by Flesh Mob
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Flash Mob

A term used by inner-city youth, usually in a gang and oftentimes African-American. Describes a quick, spontaneous shooting (hence 'flash') of an individual (or perhaps of a small group) by a gang of African-Americans (hence 'mob.')

The term 'flash mob' originated as some kind of strange gimmick where net-savvy nerds met in a public place to do something ridiculous, then quickly disperse.

However, 'flash mob' has gone from being something to laugh at to something to fear. Five or six blacks (or occasionally Mexicans, Asians or even white trash) with guns will jump a rival gang member, someone they have beef with, or even a random person, usually in a dark alley or parking lot, shout "flash mob!" and just open fire. A flash mob could also be a drive-by shooting where there are several shooters.
"Flash mob, nigga!" (blast BLAST boom boom POW)
by LL Jonez December 7, 2012
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Black Flash Mob

a large group of black people mobilized by social media to meet in a public place for the purpose of doing illegal or criminal activity of short duration.
A Black Flash Mob hit up a 7-11 in Philadelphia. They completely cleaned them out!
by JOhnny Jizzer August 22, 2011
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Milwaukee Flash Mob

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.
For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.
by milwaukeemayhem August 7, 2011
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Flash Mob Death

The attempt to disrupt the funeral of Margaret Thatcher using hundreds of people who will a) download 'Piss on Thatcher's grave' by the Maggie Thatcher Experience and then b) play it very loudly near to her grave whilst drinking Evian patiently waiting to carry out this deed.

http://www.flashmobdeath.tk/

see also http://www.maggiethatcher.com
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by maggiethatcher April 23, 2009
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Fecal Flash Mob

When a sudden urge to poop hits more than one person at the same time, causing chaos and panic when there aren't enough bathrooms.
While watching the Detroit Lions game, I had a spontaneous urge to take a dump. Unfortunately, so did my buddies who were watching the game at my house. It was a fecal flash mob.
by goobersnickens July 7, 2011
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