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An extremely stoned state in which you feel like you've melted into the couch you are sitting in
After smoking an L of that haze to the face, I was so stoned that I got a bad case of flesh goo and coulda swore I became apart of the couch...
flesh goo by MaikeyBoy December 27, 2009
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Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.
Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.
Flash Gooning by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.
My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.
Flash Gooning by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

fleshgoose 

part of the feeling a Haitian man gets when he falls in love.
I really got a crush on you. Every time I lay my eyes on u, I get fleshgoose.
fleshgoose by Eclipse349 April 25, 2011

Black flash flicker gooning

When someone flicks their peepee so hard the room begins to flash a bright black and white from the pure power from the recoil of the flickr gooning (if witnessed directly it will turn you blind) (it comes from within like a chi) (a single stroke may kill thousands)
The bay harbor gooner is black flash flicker gooning!!!11""!!!

good and fresh 

The definition of good and fresh is the people listed below :
Brady shearer, Peyton shearer and , Richanne shearer the opposite of good and fresh is bad and moldy.

-Brady Shearer
Wow Peyton your looking really good and fresh today.

Good fun and fresh 

Good,fun and fresh is a word that means something is bomb ass
Mom~ "I just did the dirty with your brother"

Husband~ " what the fuck we habe been married for 9 years"

9 year old~ "well hell this is good fun and fresh does this mean that I can finally do the dirty with my sister"

Mom and husband~ "oh shIt our daughter is gay!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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