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Dick Flattening
Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021
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Flattening the Curve
Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Flattening the Curve by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021
Flattening the curve
When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.
Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
Flattening the curve by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
Flattening Your Mouse
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
Flattening Your Mouse by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
flattention whore
Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.
Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.
flattention whore by iLLapino October 4, 2011
Dick flattening
Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
Dick flattening by UDstorytime May 1, 2023