flatia 

the most beautiful country off the border of Greece. this extraordinary island is known for its partying and it football and tommy cheadle. everyone knows what it is except monica lynde.

did you hit up that partayy in Flatia last night?
Yeah dude, it was sick.

flatia by joe bambridgeyzizez May 12, 2010

Flathair 

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.

Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?

Flathair by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021

Flacial 

It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.

Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.

Flacial by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Flavia 

An extremly cute girl. She's the most funniest and cutest person possible. If u don't have a Flavia in ur life, then ur life is boring. So get a Flavia faster 💅

A: Omg is that a Flavia?
B: Yeah
A: Oh my god, your so lucky!

Flavia by 4ri4n45 June 6, 2020

Flapiano 

An Italian woman's vagina that possesses large flaps (labias).

I was in Italy last summer and I experienced plenty of flapiano.

Flapiano by Big Freaken Daddy August 22, 2012

Flavia 

Flavia is the most amazing friend u can ever meet. She’s so talented and she can dance like no one else flavia will listen to your rants about anything at all. If you meet a flavia never let her slip buy cause she is the best friend u will ever have

Flavia is the best dancer/friend in the world

Flavia by Jdbejdvksbdn October 16, 2019

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009