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Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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I a very bitchy person who gives themsleves away to the opposite sex too easily. They also do stupid or demorralizing things and then get angry when people talk about them behind their backs.
Give me an example of a flanksteak and I will give you a dollar.
by F.S. September 06, 2005
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What Squidward made SpongeBob say while Jogging in place in Season One Episode 11 in SpongeBob
Squidward made me say flank steak while Jogging
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That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!
by pentozali July 09, 2013
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