flag wanker 

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

flag wanker by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

Flag wanker 

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

Flag wanker by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

false flag wanker by colin... July 10, 2016

wanker flag 

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.

I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!

wanker flag by will-h June 21, 2004

fagwanker 

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

fagwanker by arklow representin March 23, 2006

flatwankered 

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

flatwankered by J November 12, 2004

Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.

"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".

Flagwanker by Cristov February 22, 2021