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When you mean "fight me" but type something else
Cecilia: your xbox sucks man

Diego: fjite me
fjite me by anabelle_cm March 4, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word used to aggravate people over the internet. It is used as a joke to signal you want to fight them. No one takes it seriously, and if they do it is because they are a squeaker.
squeaker: hey m9 fite me irl
MLG pro: nah m8 im 2 mlg 4 u, i hit a 1080 triple pistol switch quickscope noscope window shot while getting a triple positive k/d. il rek u
Fite Me by FaZe Optic Jevshot April 6, 2015

fite me cunt 

Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.
Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.
fite me cunt by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018

Fite me irl fgt 

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt

Fite me in German

If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.
Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
‘FITE ME IN GERMAN
Fite me in German by TheHolyBanana February 9, 2019
Fite - Fight

A slang term often used over messages when one wishes to engage in physical contact with another. Fite instead of fight is used because it shows that you are a cool kid.
Fite me biiiittcchhh 👊
Fite me by VictorYbs May 30, 2018
fite meh by dangerous_doctor January 19, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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