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The act of gargling seltzer or some kind of carbonated liquid, and then proceeding to be "tea bagged" (sucking on ball sack).
After their dinner and a movie, Thea, feeling sexual, fiznutted George on her parents bed.
fiznut by 918273645 July 1, 2008
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Finnut Sleep 

The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.
Noah, after having a long day of work, said, "man I need to go home and finnut sleep."
Finnut Sleep by KSblueberry February 12, 2019

fiznatch 

deregatory term meaning "fucking biznatch" used in times of frustration and anger towards an individual.

Similar words are often created by matching two syllables ending in 'z' and 'tch'
e.g. Fuzwotch
That fiznatch Ravis killed my uncle!

Pick that shit up, fiznatch!
fiznatch by Eminoir October 14, 2004
A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.
Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.
fignuts by Dookie October 1, 2003
An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.
I lost my keys, oh fignuts!
fignuts by GreggBrain August 29, 2003
Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.
Listen here Fignuts.
fignuts by Tank November 14, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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