five-shake

An awkward physical greeting where one party comes in for the high five, but attempts to retreat to a handshake resulting in the embarrassing vertical hand shake otherwise known as a five-shake.

Did you see that geezer five-shake Jeremy? What a tool-bag.

by testing123 January 2, 2009

Five-Shade Crazy

A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.

I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.

by TheHJ March 4, 2010