five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008

five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.

Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.

by rel422 November 22, 2011

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008