five finger disco

A general term for masturbation, both male and female.

Since no one will sleep with me tonight, I guess I'm going to go five finger disco.

by rel422 November 22, 2011

five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008