FitWitch

A girl who stalks other girls via tracking devices and then bullies them if they are not getting enough exercise. The FitWitch is watching you and will call you out and use your own guilt against you if you don't get in your daily steps

That Caroline has been spying on me via my fitbit, she's such a FitWitch.

by laur3ntini December 7, 2021

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fitbitching

(Verb) To engage in a quarrel or dispute over exercise fitbit results.

Oh , they are fitbitching on who did more steps on their fitbits

by The_word_smith October 7, 2015

Fidwitch

A British slang term that came to prominence in the online game fortnite

Oh bloody fidwitch, I lost again.

by Oragif July 8, 2020