fist fest
a sprawl of fists where everyone chooses to generate their anger through violence. the term "fist fest" usually refers to a fight among young school boys.
fist fest by periwinkle1996 November 8, 2010
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anal fist fest
anal fist fest by Come mi culo September 15, 2017
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Alabama Fist Fest
the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
Alabama Fist Fest by alabamaking March 28, 2017
fist festival
Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
fist festival by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010
arse fist festival
Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
arse fist festival by Bad Brians January 30, 2014
fistfest
- Hey Tomy!
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and we fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik moves back slowly, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and we fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik moves back slowly, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
fistfest by ElectroVik December 9, 2008
fistfest
- Hey Tomy!
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and he organized a fistfest. We fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik slowly moves backward, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and he organized a fistfest. We fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik slowly moves backward, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
fistfest by Electrovik November 10, 2008
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