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the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
by alabamaking March 28, 2017
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