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fish kisses 

when two people stand back to back, bend over, pull butt cheeks open, and touch buttholes
fish kisses are how baby fish are made
fish kisses by pacman666 November 21, 2011

Fisty kisses 

The most Irish drinking game ever. Up to five people can play and the rules are real easy. Everyone applies a heavy coat of lipstick (men included) and drinks from a communal pitcher in a clockwise fashion. The last person to get the pitcher pretends to be angry and yells, “Hey! There’s lipstick on my glass! Who did this?!” The first person to laugh gets punched in the mouth. Socko!
Me boys were playing fisty kisses the other night, and Mickey got slugged 3 times!
Fisty kisses by Blarney Balls July 6, 2011

Cat fish kisses 

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny
Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!
Cat fish kisses by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

Fish Kisses 

When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips
“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”
Fish Kisses by -Phee45 October 13, 2023

Fish-kisser 

The aquatic counterpart to tree-hugger, is occasionally used as a derogatory term for environmental activists as well as those who study the environment. Also a humors title for someone who works in Ichthyology or fisheries management.
Oh James? he's one of those fish-kissers lobbying against the dam.
Fish-kisser by a small duck January 29, 2021

kissed the fish 

“being gay and stuff” -the silly electrics
“i thought we were meant to be, you kissed the fish” - “jim and larry by the silly electrics”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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